Russes: “Damm, I’m thirsty but I need something with more pep than water”
Pepsi rep hiding in a pile of snow: “Why have I got the product for you”
Half an hour later
Pepsi rep: “So, how do you want to pay? I can do cash, credit or something of equal value”
Russie: “Do you take decommissioned nuclear submarines?”
Pepsi rep scribbling on a clip board: “Sure!