You’d be forgiven if you couldn’t keep up with all the news this week, as memes were born from news stories across the internet. From politics, we have Ted Cruz’s Cancun Vacation, a political scandal that has gripped Twitter for its astounding callousness, as the Senator fled to Mexico while his state froze in unprecedented wintry conditions. From science, “Perseverance”: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/perseverance-rover-landing-photographlanded on Mars, marking a major achievement for Nasa and giving us astounding—and very memeable—photos. From video games, Princess Charm literally charmed gamers with her brief cameo in a recent Nintendo Direct. Lastly, we have Astolfo Monster Cock, and the less said about that, the better. Let’s go!